Beauties For Hemp

Sarah is all that and more in one gorgeous person. Soft Secrets had a great pleasure and a rare opportunity to welcome Sarah in our Amsterdam's office during her short stay in Europe. This interview proves that beauty and intelligence combine well, at least in this one special blonde girl: she definitely has strong opinions, and knows how to voice them!

Sarah is all that and more in one gorgeous person. Soft Secrets had a great pleasure and a rare opportunity to welcome Sarah  in our Amsterdam’s office during her short stay in Europe. This interview proves that beauty and intelligence combine well, at least in this one special blonde girl: she definitely has strong opinions, and knows  how to voice them!  

Please introduce yourself.

My name is Sarah Jain, I’m 29 years old, and I travel the world smoking weed. I got started in the cannabis scene when I was... Well, I was born into it, honestly. My mom told me that my dad spent all the money that they had when they were married on hash. He could be given a thousand dollars and he’d spend it all on hash. So is it any wonder that I came out the way I did? My earliest childhood memory is that red tray that we had, and we had birds,  and we had seeds on this red tray, and my dad would say: “These are the special seeds we give to the birds. They really like these.” 

On diet of hemp seeds, birds sing more... 

Yeah. When I first started smoking, it was one of the most familiar smells. It smelled like my childhood. Every time in my life that I would try to cut back on smoking, or stop smoking, there would be some really bad life lessons. Like you wouldn’t have done this if you got high. If you were high, you would have thought...For instance, I’d never got into a traffic accident if I were high. Only when I was sober.  (laughs) Just saying. For the record, I don’t smoke and drive, of course. 

What’s your favorite strain? 

I’d have to say Jack Frost is one of my favorite strains. I also like Blue Berry or Northern Lights. Banana Kush is delicious. Y’know what, I have to say that every strain matters upon grower.  It’s kind of like a fine wine with cannabis, if you really think about it. There are certain growers that have a certain strain that they do really, really well. They know this strain inside out and it’s, well, orgasmic. And it’s like their signature of the house. The thing they do best. So I’d have to say that a favorite strain depends on a grower. Maybe we need to stop looking at it as so much of a strain, and focus more on how it’s grown, and been taken care of. That’s quality, too.  

How it’s grown, how it’s taken care of – that really needs to be a focus. Not some hip designer name. I don’t fucking care. I care about quality, not some fucking name. And the worst is when we name it after some stupid fucking celebrity. When Charlie Sheen was in the news, we had Charlie Sheen Kush. I mean it’s nice to have a strain – but the only person that really deserves to have a strain named after him would be the fucking grower. They’re the ones putting the time and effort into it. If there’s gonna be a new strain after years of work, combining genetics, it’s gonna be through a fucking grower, not some celebrity. Let’s quit the childish games and get old. 

To change subject, how do you like it here in Amsterdam? Your favorite places to go? 

I like it, everyone is so friendly. The Greenhouse is definitely my favorite  coffeeshop – I actually worked for them. Barney’s is nice, too. Amnesia is also nice. The smoke is all right here, even though I miss my California weed. 

What kind of music are you into? 

Well, everybody hates my music – I’m a metal-head. I was in “Curl of the Burl”- Mastodon’s Grammy Nominated music video. I killed people with my laser boobies – they will burn you! (at this point in time, Sarah goes topless which leaves the interviewer in awe and speechless for a while) 

Have you ever heard of the FEMEN group from Ukraine – female activists getting naked in public for political reasons, often getting arrested afterwards? Recently they supported the Russian band Pussy Riot, for example. 

No, not really. But I like them already. Boobies bring attention. This is what we need right now – more tits. Make love, not war. There’s a strong link between sex and aggression. I wish hundreds of millions of not-so-free women around the world could follow your example and go topless, even without a cause. It’s a sin that their religion won’t allow it, in most cases.

Before biblical religions and the patriarchal period, there was this Slavic European goddess called Konopielka, which literally means “Hemp Lady”. This mythological figure was guardian of the garden and a symbol of vitality and fertility. She would punish those sinners who showed disrespect towards her or that which she cared for – and tickle them to death with her breasts.

Just like my “laser boobies”! When my boyfriend is bad, I totally go up to him and whack him in the face with my tits. Not to death, obviously. Not like in Mastodon’s video. 

Thank you. Big love to all the “Soft Secrets Magazine” readers! 

www.sarahjain.com

Photos courtesy of http://dazedvixens.com/